Here are the rules

-If you lose, you win

-But if you win, you lose

-You cannot quit playing, ever

-I just lost the Game

-If your name is Black-Ops, you cannot play this game >:D

And to make sure you don't cheat, I have selected a special guest to monitor you

In my latest run through Half-life 2, I found a way to get to the edge of the map. I used no cheats of any kind, nor did I use any mods. The picture below shows my current location, and the barrels I used to help me. Who wishes to congratulate me on my triumph over the map?

Now with handy Youtube tutorial

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Today be the International talk like a pirate day!(Not anymore lawls) So let out an ARRR!

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Yet anyway. Now to wait for 2012 and it's "end of teh wurld" rumors

But enough about the doomsday, how are you?

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So I'm a little bummed. Cheer me up please?

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It's true!

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I finally made it to level 20! This is a frickin' milestone, only 40 levels left! If I keep this up I'll reach level 60 in only around 9 years. (Note that this is not an actual fact but really just a quick guess)

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Finally I am free! I'll never have to wake up at 7:00 AM and go to that cursed place again!

Or, you know, not for the next two months

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If you have not heard of this man yet go to http://www.newgrounds.com/bbs/topic/88 7484

Now, obviously this cant go on. If you have any knowledge on the whereabouts of this man, you must spread the word so we can stop him.